Baby ate a
Then grabbed a bottle, took a sip.
He swallowed it and made a
And now he’s thinking pretty

He’s downloading his s,
And calculating - - s.
He’s memorizing useless facts.
While doing Daddy’s income tax.

He’s processing, and now he thrives
On feeding his internal drives.
He’s throwing , and now he
With ruthless bits and toothless bytes.

He must be feeling very smug.
But hold on, Baby caught a .
Attempting to reboot in haste,
He accidentally got