Baby ate a
microchip,
Then grabbed a bottle,
took a sip.
He swallowed it and made a
beep,
And now he’s thinking pretty deep.
He’s downloading his
ABCs,
And calculating
1-2-3s.
He’s memorizing
useless facts
While doing Daddy’s
income tax.
He’s processing,
and now he thrives
On feeding his internal drives.
He’s throwing
fits,
and now he
fights
With ruthless bits
and toothless bytes.
He must be feeling very smug.
But hold on, Baby caught a
bug.
Attempting to reboot in haste,
He accidentally got
erased!