Baby ate a
Then grabbed a bottle, took a sip.
He swallowed it and made a
And now he’s thinking pretty deep.
He’s downloading his
And calculating
He’s memorizing useless facts
While doing Daddy’s
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He’s processing, and now he thrives
On feeding his
He’s throwing fits, and now he fights
With ruthless bits and toothless bytes.
He must be feeling very smug.
But hold on, Baby caught a
Attempting to reboot in haste,
He accidentally got