Baby Ate a Microchip
by Neal Levin
Baby ate a
microchip
Then grabbed a bottle, took a sip.
He swallowed it and made a
beep
And now he’s thinking pretty deep.
He’s downloading his
ABCs
And calculating
1-2-3s
He’s memorizing useless facts
While doing Daddy’s
income tax.
$$$$$$
$$$$$$
$$$$$$
$$$$$$
$$$$$$
He’s processing, and now he thrives
On feeding his
internal drives.
He’s throwing fits, and now he fights

With ruthless bits and toothless bytes.
He must be feeling very smug.
But hold on, Baby caught a
bug.
Attempting to reboot in haste,
He accidentally got
erased!